2026 · your year in DMs
You have friendships
you are about to lose.
Not the ones you argued with. The ones that went quiet while you were busy. Insta Insights reads your own messages and finds what was left unfinished in each one.
Unanswered
“how did the showcase go?? you never told me”
Asked 437 days ago. You kept talking. You never answered it.
Never happened
“next time you're home let's finally do the ceramics thing”
Raised 3 separate times. Never booked.
They wanted
“i've always wanted to try ceramics, there's a studio two streets from me”
Said once, in passing, never followed up on.
Every one of them points at the message it came from, so you can check any of it.
Read your archive.
Nothing is uploaded. It is parsed here, on this machine.
Fake conversations, every feature working. No export needed.
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